One Last Loveshove Lyrics

No prize for congeniality Never knew popularity The ugly stick had wished To one day become a swan Always picked last for sports teams Got cheated out of my wet dream Misse...Read Full Lyrics

Who is that new waitress? He wants her on his plate Everytime he sees her He just has to masturbate He wants her luscious breasts On the end of his fork But all this menu off...Read Full Lyrics

My face is buried inside a book Everybody's wearing a haggard look The sirens scream, a baby cries Everyday on this bus I ride There's a man to my left Who's got a stump for a han...Read Full Lyrics

Birds eat worms And pigs eat turd If ever I say a discouraging word slash my face with a rusty rake It will be something that I deserve It's not like I live on the street It'...Read Full Lyrics

The tv's loud It screams at me again Reminds me of my mom Fighting with my new step dad Who the hell are you? All you do is fuck my mom and eat her food Why should I listen to you...Read Full Lyrics

Larry Flynt is the King of Skin Sitting in his wheelchair Collecting belly lint Someone tried to shoot him But the bullet didn't take Now he has to park his car In the handic...Read Full Lyrics

Spaceghost, the twins and blip Were busy fighting the Cosmic Witch She jumped into her craft and sped away Leading them on a high speed chase Spaceghost. The twins and blip ...Read Full Lyrics

He had an itch that wouldn't stop He caught it from someone who didn't wash He had a nest for a crotch He had one big piece of hot property He's just a kid The kwellada kid ...Read Full Lyrics

The rich people go there to wine & dine Stuffing their faces by candlelight I know this all sounds rather romantic Only because you haven't passed through the kitchen doors B...Read Full Lyrics

And now that we've spent all this time With you you say you want to start something new And it breaks my heart that you're leaving But I'm not grieving so if you want to leav...Read Full Lyrics