One Way Ticket Lyrics

Oh lord I'm so bored Living on my own The demolition derby They say your pushing thirty Well pushing thirty stone Oh Christ I am tired I want you in my sack Your party mouth Your ...Read Full Lyrics

I know that absence might Make the heart grow fonder Or is it 'out of sight' Out of mind' I wonder And do you yearn for me When the nights grow cold 'til death us do part To have ...Read Full Lyrics

We had a good thing, it was a blast. That was a long time in the past. You went through changes & I went away. And I have regretted that to this day. I may not always have quite s...Read Full Lyrics

May not get back what we have, What I threw away. But you know I will do anything, Anything you say. Across a thousand miles of broken glass, On my hands and knees. I would c...Read Full Lyrics

It would appear that male pattern Baldness has set in His hair, at an alarming pace Running away from his face He's losing his virility And now his masculinity Has been compromised...Read Full Lyrics

Girl I know I've got a funny way of showing it Yes, I thought our love was here to stay and blowing it Was never on my agenda She meant nothing to me, I meant nothing to her Now I ...Read Full Lyrics

Tell me why the blind man cries Oh, he sheds a tear because he just can't hear the children singing How he used to fantasize Of standing next to some children who are doing singing...Read Full Lyrics

I hail from the flatland's of East Anglia A town that once could boast prosperity She had trekked for many moons from a land afar But the cruel nets had emptied the northern sea A...Read Full Lyrics

Well we sat on the bank and I was pissed When I saw him pushing to play with your garden She said have you got a match? and I said yes! Listen, Fuck off! gonna call the cops, we'r...Read Full Lyrics