Only 364 Shopping Days 'til Christmas Lyrics

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife If your gonna lay around and sleep all day You better work third shift a night In a carpet mill or a truck stop Even if it's for min...Read Full Lyrics

(Larry Johnson/Craig Martin/Cledus T. Judd) Arnie's Daddy said he'd take him fishin', If he'd just dig the bait. He said: "Get lost, Dad, I'm watchin' mud wrestling, "Go jump in t...Read Full Lyrics

{spoken} Hand me that balloon right there Boy I used to love to do this when I was a kid Watch this... Hey, watch this girl Plowboy Ain't that funny? Plowboy {sound of a horse nei...Read Full Lyrics

Cledus T. Judd/Freddy Weller/Bruce Burch, Cledus Crap Anthems/La-Po Music, Inc (Sesac)/Young World Music, Inc. (Bmi)/Care Taker/Foray Music administered by emi Music (Sesac) I was...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of Refried Dreams by Tim Mcgraw (J. Foster/M. Peterson) Zomba Enterprises/Millhouse Publishing Company (Ascap/Bmi) New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd (No Relation), Bruce Burch & ...Read Full Lyrics

(Tim Wilson/Dean Daugherty) Timothy Wilson Music (Bmi)/Admin. By Copyright International/Lowery Music (Bmi) Tim Wilson lyrics Ricky Tidwell was a great athlete He was a big stron...Read Full Lyrics

A parody of "Riding With Private Malone" (Written by Thom Shepherd and Weed Newton. Recorded by David Ball) New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd (recording) (laughter) Track 5...Read Full Lyrics

Well his house was nothin' more than a big junkyard A retirement home for old lawnmowers and them blocked up rusty cars He couldn't read or write a word and he stu-stuttered when h...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of "Honey I'm Home" by Shania Twain (S. Twain/are. J. Lange) Universal Music Publishing Group (Bmi)/Zomba Music Publishing (Bmi) New lyrics & music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris C...Read Full Lyrics

Parody of Bigger Than the Beatles by Joe Diffie (J. Anderson/S Dukes), Chicksaw Roan Music (Ascap)/Emdar Music (Ascap)/Texas Wedge Music (Ascap)/Timbuck One Music ascap). New lyric...Read Full Lyrics