Only Fools Get Caught Lyrics

He dropped outta school when he was 16 He said: "mum and dad I'm gonna be a Royalmarine" So he went down to the afco And signed his name to the Queens payroll Basic training went d...Read Full Lyrics

Well I remember not so long ago when I was just a kid Getting pissed at punk gigs is all we ever did, Drinking in the streets, fighting in the bars We got the bruises we still got ...Read Full Lyrics

The sun doesn't shine anymore Its been pissing off with rain Were on our way to fucking learn Who's pissing on again on the plane Ready to a dream were so exited We didn't know wha...Read Full Lyrics

Here's an old story of a place I know well It ain't exactly heaven it ain't exactly hell But this is the place where I grew up Where dirty rigs and pissy lifts were just a part of ...Read Full Lyrics

This ain't no runway This ain't no spray tan This ain't no big hair Out of a spray can I got no diamonds on the soles of my shoes I go ballistic with these mile high heel blues I ...Read Full Lyrics

Let me in, honey This is the Big Bopper knocking Hello, Little Red Ring Hood I heard about you And it's all been good I wanna meet you So I'm standing at your door I been a-knock...Read Full Lyrics

Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky It had the one long horn, one big eye. I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee" It looks like a purple people eater to me. It was a o...Read Full Lyrics

And the man keeps sayin' 'Do you take this woman To be your awful wedded wife? ' Heh, heh And then I started thinkin' about no more winkin' At the pretty little gals a-boppin' by....Read Full Lyrics

Well in North Carolina, way back in the hills, Lived my pappy and he had him a still. He brewed white lightning 'till the sun went down, And then he'd fill him a jug, an' pass i...Read Full Lyrics

My guitar is a rifle The drum beats like a gun The bass is spittin bullets We're always on the run But we're not killin people We just fight to survive By playing lethal riffs Sha...Read Full Lyrics