(To Somewhere over the rainbow)
Somewhere, Under your pubies, By your thigh,
Theres a Crab that I left there singing a lullaby.
Somewhere by your clitoris, There's an Itch,
It's a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Valby
Well, I went to a party
And what did they do?
They took off their socks
And they took off there shoes,
They took off their coats,
And they took off their pants.
I had a hunch,
They...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Valby
Anything you want,
Any time at all,
I'm the one to call,
Because I love you, yeah!
Everyone pretends, now, baby,
Tells you they're your friend.
But you know in the end,
I will com...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Valenti
Father singing to the boyfriend:
Was it you that did the pushin
left the stains upon the cushion
foot prints on the dashboard upside down...
Was it you you sly woodpecker
that go...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Valby
VERSE 1
Just a child of 13, heading on my way, got news that
Them engines took my family that day. Im sad I'll weep,
I'll moan and groan, for what I thought was wrong.
Vowed my ven...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Valsani
Teeny tiny little teens keep pouring out of my machine
I just typed a word and I
Just pressed return
Someone makes this easy
Someone makes this inevitable
So for bring me here
Bill...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Vanderslice
Forget about suzzanne
She's with some other man
Don't worry about your boy
He's got a computer
Forget about the role
It went to some other bloke
So what?
You'll never meet (never ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Vanderslice
So long, goodbye
By order of the Pasadena court
So long, goodbye
Five hundred milligrams
Held down by a pharamceutical hand, goodbye
Are needed everyday
So we can regulate my uncon...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Vanderslice
Angela
Don't be mad
There's something I've got to tell you dear
Before you come back here
I lost, I lost your bunny
I let him out of the cage
He was eating spring mix on th...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Vanderslice
Late spring rain, cool purple mist
Strawberries big as a baby's fist
Earth is soft and it yields to pressure
The moon is far too bright to measure
Comets crossing overhead
A...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - John Vanderslice