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Smelling like a brewery, Looking like a tramp I ain't got a quarter Got a postage stamp Been five o'clock shadow boxing All around the town Talking with the old men Sleeping on the...Read Full Lyrics

I wish I had a dollar for Each time I took a chance ___ ___ ___two-bit romeos Who __ ___ __ romance Somehow I was thinking of Last time I fell down Knowing that you fall in love...Read Full Lyrics

They pay me not to come home Keeping me stoned I won’t run away They say it’s easy to get stuck in this town, just like Joan You know I gave it all up for the stage They fill m...Read Full Lyrics

Well the stairs sound so lonely without you And I ain't made my bed in a week Coffee stains on the paper I'm writing And I'm too choked up inside to speak And Yes, I know our diff...Read Full Lyrics

Here comes the bride And there goes the groom Looks like a hurricane Went thru this room Smells like a poolhall Where's my other shoe And I'm sick and tired of pickin' up after you...Read Full Lyrics

I guess things were always quiet Around Putnam County Kind of shy and sleepy as it clung to the skirts Of the 2-lane, that was stretched out like an Asphalt dance floor where all t...Read Full Lyrics

(Waits/Brennan) Poor little lamb now his fleece is all cold Wakes up in the morning alone Poor little lamb knows what's coming Life is an empty cup Poor little lamb watch your sh...Read Full Lyrics

There ain’t enough raised right men I said, “There ain’t enough raised right men” It takes a raised right man to keep a happy hen I said, “There ain’t enough raised rig...Read Full Lyrics

Well you can buy me a drink and i'll tell you what I seen And i'll give you a bargain from the edge of a maniac's dream That buys a black widow spider with a riddle in his yarn Tha...Read Full Lyrics

She wore red shoes by the newstand As the rain splashed the nickle Spilled like chablis along the midway Theres a little bluejay In a red dress, on a sad night One straw in a root...Read Full Lyrics