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[CHORUS]La, la, la (etc)Jack's OK, and he's back, OK[CORPSE KID & CHORUS]He's all right[MAYOR & CHORUS]Let's shout, make a fussScream it out, wheee[CHORUS]Jack is back now,...Read Full Lyrics

Kidnap Mr. Sandy ClawsI wanna do itLet's draw strawsJack said, "We should work together"Three of a kindBirds of a featherNow and foreverWheeee(La, la, laLa, la, la)Kidnap the Sandy...Read Full Lyrics

Have you heard the news?Bad things come in twos.But I never knew'Bout the little things.Every single dayThings get in my way.Someone has to payFor the little things.And I'm through...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, Alice, dear where have you beenSo near, so far or in betweenWhat have you heard what have you seenAlice, Alice, please, AliceOh, tell us are you big or smallTo try this one or ...Read Full Lyrics

'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seemsIn a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams.For the story that you are about to be toldBegan in the holiday worlds of old.Now,...Read Full Lyrics

And finally, everything worked out just fineChristmas was saved, though there wasn't much timeBut after that night, things were never the sameEach holiday now knew the other one's ...Read Full Lyrics

[CHORUS]La, la, la (etc)Jack's OK, and he's back, OK[CORPSE KID & CHORUS]He's all right[MAYOR & CHORUS]Let's shout, make a fussScream it out, wheee[CHORUS]Jack is back now,...Read Full Lyrics

Well you come upstairs but not to talkYou stay a little while then you do a little walk on homeI hear you downstairs smoking cigarettes, I hear you talking shitCuz you ain't got no...Read Full Lyrics

'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seemsIn a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams.For the story that you are about to be toldBegan in the holiday worlds of old.Now,...Read Full Lyrics

There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the bestFor my talents are renowned far and wideWhen it comes to surprises in the moonlit nightI excel without ever even tryingWith the ...Read Full Lyrics