Oscar's Junk Band Lyrics

Takes a lot of little nuts To make a jar of peanut butter 'Cause one peanut in a jar Really doesn't go too far Gotta crack and shell and mix 'em There's no other way to fix 'em Tak...Read Full Lyrics

This here's a story about paper makin' And this little class that I've been takin' We make paper but not out of trees We use old rags and dungerees How do we do it? You'll see Firs...Read Full Lyrics

Bert: Hey, hey everybody! I've got another great game for ya! All: Yay! Wow! All right! Bert: This is so much fun! Now, when I say pat your tummy, you pat your tummy. Ok? Here we...Read Full Lyrics

Ernie: Excuse me, Mr. Hoots I hate to bug a busy bird But I want to learn the sax And I need a helpful word I always get a silly squeak When I play the blues Hoots: Ernie, keep yo...Read Full Lyrics

When you're awake and someone else is asleep, Be quiet- don't make a peep, But if you're stuck in a tree, Be as loud as you can be, And if you hurt your toe, Let us all know. ...Read Full Lyrics

So reach your hand up high Your hand up high And maybe you'll touch the sky Reach just a little higher and you may catch a butterfly So reach your hand up high Your hand up high Up...Read Full Lyrics

Drive, drive, drive your car Gently down the street Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Life is but a treat....Read Full Lyrics

Spoken: Vern: Howdy, my name's Vern, This here's my gang (nods to man on one side, Woman on the other). We're special sort of cow-pokes And we'd like to tell ya a little bit about ...Read Full Lyrics

Billy Idle: Last night as I was lyin' Just loungin' in my bed, Heard such a loony howling', Stood my hair up on my head. Lunged over to the window, Flipped the floodlight right on....Read Full Lyrics

Rubber Ducky Your the one You make bath time Lots of fun! Rubber Ducky I'm awfully fond of you! Rubber Ducky Joy of joy When I squeeze you you make noise Rubber Ducky Your my very...Read Full Lyrics