Overachievers Lyrics

There was a boy Who liked to wiggle his tooth loose so he could show it And then we'd watch While he would tie it to a doorknob, wind up, and then slam it And that was how he like...Read Full Lyrics

I'm a dog, and I can smell your smell right through your clothes And I espouse some views that you yourself just might not hold Sometimes I am given pause to think when I consider ...Read Full Lyrics

I threw out a stupid common paperweight And it went out into the country To a place where other solid objects lie around Well, it's quite hard, and so it's probably still there And...Read Full Lyrics

I sit and concentrate, and try hard not to hate my enemies I try to picture them dressed up as furry little bunnies But when I look into their glass eyes I can see they're cold and...Read Full Lyrics

When you start your journey, you go and meet your driver You shake his hand, and hope he's feeling well The things to come may be somewhat unfamiliar Like eating herring where the ...Read Full Lyrics

Now that I've used up all my ideas Here in my little house by the sea I search for a usable memory but none comes to me In grade one, my teacher could do embalming She'd stuff the...Read Full Lyrics

If your toast gets stuck in the toaster Do not put a fork in the toaster while it is hooked up, or look out I did and I got caught in the current Pulled me in and shook me while it...Read Full Lyrics