Oysters and Pearls Lyrics

If necessity is the mother of invention Then I'd like to kill the guy who invented this The numbers come together in some kind of a third dimension A regular algebraic bliss. Let...Read Full Lyrics

She was no marine back from the Philippines She was their pride and joy, their incarnation Her parents viewed the chief with shock and disbelief Looking for some other explanation ...Read Full Lyrics

Sunset is an angel weeping Holding out a bloody sword No matter how I squint I cannot Make out what it's pointing toward Sometimes you feel like you've lived too long The days drip...Read Full Lyrics

You call it jogging I call it running around You say you're losing weight but you ain't lost a pound While you're out jogging with your other friends I'm home feeding the kids a...Read Full Lyrics

If men came from Venus And women came from Mars, Then I'd be lunching with my boyfriends While you girls talked about cigars. But that's not how it happened; Evolution took a dif...Read Full Lyrics

Now I'm not talking 'bout excessive greed. The kind that puzzled the scribes and Pharisees. I don't worship it like a golden calf, But change in my pocket is always good for a lau...Read Full Lyrics

Woke up just the other day Fell out of bed and my dog ran away. The car won't start and the weather was cold and gray. I got stuck in a traffic jam, My major meeting didn't go as I...Read Full Lyrics

Why does the sunset in the west? And why does my heart keep beating in my chest? What ever happened to the Duke of Earl? I got a PBS mind in a MTV world. Is it ignorance or apathy ...Read Full Lyrics