Oysters And Pearls Lyrics

(Jimmy Buffett) When you feel like a written off actor on Deadwood About to get fed to the pigs When that preacher's bustin' hell Toutin' just cowbells Stop his trails in front of...Read Full Lyrics

Lookin' back at my hard luck days I really do have to laugh Workin' in a dive for twenty-six dollars Spendin' it all on draft We were hungry hard luck heroes Tryin' just to stay al...Read Full Lyrics

Pencil thin mustache By: jimmy buffett 1974 Now they make new movies in old black and white With happy endings, where nobody fights So if you find yourself in that nostalgic rage H...Read Full Lyrics

She was no marine back from the Philippines She was their pride and job, their incarnation. Her parents viewed the chief With shock and disbelief Looking for some other explanation...Read Full Lyrics

Ridin' high atop the main mast Harbor stretched out below All day I've been feelin' kind of half-assed So I asked the boy to lower me slow Lower me slow Sat down and drank me some...Read Full Lyrics

(with Toby Keith) I'm a piece of work, I'm iron and lace I'm shy, I'm right up in your face I'm all dumbfounded, stubborn as an ass Sharp as an arrow in a pile of glass. I'm a swe...Read Full Lyrics

(with Bill Withers) Don't break my heart again Let it end You don't love me Don't make me start again It's aching in my heart Don't make me hope again Knowing when you've grown ti...Read Full Lyrics

Everyday I read about these operations That make a heart that's weak so strong again I relate it to my own situation And now I know just what to say to you. Please bypass this hea...Read Full Lyrics

Please take your girlfriend home She’s only 15 she shouldn’t be back here alone I’m horny and my mind begins to roam So Please take your drunken 15 year old girlfriend hom...Read Full Lyrics

Well now I'm in love with a fast moving angel Dresses like the city girls do When we're apart there's no ache in my heart When we're together we're a hell of a crew [Chorus:] And ...Read Full Lyrics