Pretzels Lyrics

Wer sich schneller Entspannt ist besser als jemand der sich nicht so schnell entspanntDer aber immer noch besser ist als jemand der sich überhaupt nicht entspanntUnd eigentlich ja...Read Full Lyrics

Motherfucker I hate you Mother fucker you push poo mother fucker I'll kill you coz i am Hitler and your the Jew DIE DIE DIE your now my slave BYE BYE BYE ill piss on your grave Mot...Read Full Lyrics

Even though you're well intentionedOne or two or three things you mentioned Leave a taste familiar to me soEven with a slight sarcastic A ripple in a voice elastic I could crack th...Read Full Lyrics

Don't you just love homosexual people they're happier than us even when their face is full of icky yellow puss I feel the same way its just that I'm not gay Don't you just love hom...Read Full Lyrics

Leaving Earth with the blade: There are too many people, in the world today who write shitty poems that are all fuckin gay always about suicide and death and being sad and all thei...Read Full Lyrics

Pineapples, what the fuck are you? Pineapples are sharp with points Pineapples, hidden in my shoe Pineapples hurt when thrown at joints Why be such a dangerous food? if I eat you, ...Read Full Lyrics

I HAVE A GAMEBOY, YOU DON'T, SUCK SHIT....Read Full Lyrics

ack when James was a baby he was cute with dimples he then joined Metallica and he got some pimples Metallica became the best band on the planet They were even better than that lad...Read Full Lyrics

Don't make me sing naked I don't want to if you make me sing naked you will hiss and boo I have a willy maybe you don't You will sing naked maybe I wont I will not sing naked but I...Read Full Lyrics

I didn't love you, you just had nice food: You would hug and kiss me, to get me in the mood but i would punch you off, and go and get some food you couldn't see you weren't for me ...Read Full Lyrics