Pain Series (3): Paper Cut Lyrics

(spoken)A-and this one's called "Cold Pool." I-it's not really painful at all; it's just very uncomfortable.(shouted)Ow! Fucking freezi– you gotta fucking be kidding me! Jesus Go...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken)And this one is called "Stomach Cramps."(shouted)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Shit! Ow! Ow! Fucking stomach cramps. Ow! Ow! Ow! This is—oh my god. Ow! Ow!(spoken)I'll be okay....Read Full Lyrics

(spoken)Your father fucked your mother.At least once, your father and your mother were in bed, and your father got a hard-on, and he stuck it inside your mother and they fucked.Som...Read Full Lyrics

(spoken)I think it's all right to eat other people, as long as they've been properly canned. So in the future, when we think we're eating soy, but it turns out we're actually eatin...Read Full Lyrics

Jim is a new character I just thought of today, but I warn you â?? don't get too used to him. Don't try to get to know him, don't try to like him, because I'm gonna kill him. That...Read Full Lyrics

(shouted)Damned if I know!Fuck if I know!Shit if I know!Ass if I know!Tit if I know!Scumbag if I know!Shit if I know!Fuck if I know!Asshole if I know!Damned if I know!Fuck if I kno...Read Full Lyrics

(sung)We like chickensTiny little chickensLittle little chickensWe want chickensGimme chickensGreat big chickensI eat chickensCook up the chickensGive up the chickensI want chicken...Read Full Lyrics