Paints Her Toenails Lyrics

You quit your job A) They screwed you around - Mike B) It's good you're around - everybody but Mike C) Scootch around - what I thought it said [?] D) none of the above Whatever you...Read Full Lyrics

Sittin' in a restaurant when he walked by I seem to recall that certain look in your eye I said, "who is that?" and you said with a smile "it was nobody." well maybe that explains ...Read Full Lyrics

That's it There's nothing I can do Everybody knows it's true She gets all the girls She gets all the girls I've given up I don't even try I don't need to tell you why She gets all ...Read Full Lyrics

My dad said that every guy should get to meet a girl like you I guess it's true Now I met you Let me get on with my life Someone told me That I never had a problem until I met...Read Full Lyrics

She was sweaty and hairless, Glistening and careless And on her side was a tattoo of a phoenix My eyes filled with her sweat But it was painless I can't decide where I begin and sh...Read Full Lyrics

Met a girl late last summer In a country that was warmer Than the one I come from Hair of black, skin of copper She spoke English like a trucker She was hot as napalm She didn't th...Read Full Lyrics

Talking to my friends at work today Times are getting them down They asked me for advice Thursday night is the night I always go out You don't gotta wait for Saturday The party's g...Read Full Lyrics

The first time I saw you In the back of that dump truck Miss Earth Day in '98 I hate parades but I didn't that day Musta been something I ate We spent that summer Just with each ot...Read Full Lyrics

I never cleaned my room never held a broom I was always screwing around Never swept the floor organized my drawers since you came, My life turned around now the toilet seat's comin...Read Full Lyrics

Infinite open eternity eternally just let it happen one hundred percent moment Say fear is good cause that's how you know where you've got to break through Yourself misunderstood w...Read Full Lyrics