Pandas Lyrics

He was little but we loved him He was small but he was swell He was tiny, how he teased me Guess he knew how to ring my bell He was my midget love slave He was a horny little half...Read Full Lyrics

He lives down by the furnace Janitor, Janitor And he makes the young kids nervous Janitor, Janitor He tells everybody to call him Tony But he smells like oil, and his ass is bony J...Read Full Lyrics

Hello everyone. my name is gary coleman. and a lot of you remember me as that little black kid on different strokes. but there's another, darker side of me that a lot of you don't ...Read Full Lyrics

Somethin' strange is a'happenin' here My baby's actin' mighty queer I picked her up to go to the show We sat back in the very last row I went out to buy some coke And when I got ba...Read Full Lyrics

There's a power within me There's an empire down below Where energy and miracles Are free and often flow So come on everyody now Men, women, young and old I can feel your pain If...Read Full Lyrics

Psychopathic killer in the summertime Psychopathic killer oh yeah, oh yeah. Psychopathic killer in the summertime Psychopathic killer oh yeah, oh yeah. I'd like to poke your eyes ...Read Full Lyrics

I put a wheel in her right hand I put a wheel in her left hand I put a wheel between her legs I used my Grandma as a skateboard And we went up and down And we went 'round and 'rou...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! Hey you know here I am I'm here now Here I am, I'm standing I'm right here Here I am, on my legs I'm standing, standing here Under me there is a place And I'm standing on it H...Read Full Lyrics

Maybe the time has come for me to make my final bow, Before the spotlight flickers out I'm gonna make my way some how. The clowns and gestures, there makeup smeared with tears, All...Read Full Lyrics

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my pa...Read Full Lyrics