Pants Lyrics

Scoop out my eyes so you can see That everything isn't as bad as what you believe Carve out my guts, take everything I might be brain dead but my heart's still beating I will...Read Full Lyrics

Pigworm Pigworm Pigworm Pigworm Pigworm Pigworm What the fuck? Pigworm Pigworm Pigworm Pigworm Pigworm Pigworm What the fucken fuck? I wish I was in yesterday, when...Read Full Lyrics

(feat. Lauren) Whatever you do you should get outta this town I'm on an aeroplane, you're only fucken insane What do you do? What do you see? What do you want to be? I've got a tw...Read Full Lyrics

Predictive Text Predickle what I'm going to say next You're a fuckin' predictive cunt You won't type the words I want Pridickory dickory predickory dock Can suck my hickory pr...Read Full Lyrics

Middle class white boys trying hard to annoy All we really needed is a ticket to ride Fighting with no-one at all that's ok We've got no balls Someone needs to sort us out And make...Read Full Lyrics

Return*to duty corporal punishment He had the brain that never dies Return to duty corporal punishment The cask is emptied every night He's socially retarded Tries to get this part...Read Full Lyrics

I get tired of finding out, that what You think is given in the best relationships Is just a pile of shit Well I get tired of finding out that what you take For granted is thrown b...Read Full Lyrics

I turn you on at 6 o'clock Why is it that you're such a cock You smile and tell me that it's a good evening Then you put on that stupid frown Talk about the bullshit going down It'...Read Full Lyrics

I don't care if you're bored and all alone It's 'cause you can't afford to buy some friends or speak by mobile phone If you're wondering why everybody's stepping on your face It's ...Read Full Lyrics

Never claimed to be a model citizen, but I'm getting by Used to drink and once I ate a whole cigarette, But now I'm doing fine Had to work out life without religion as a crutch But...Read Full Lyrics