Pants, Meet Shit Lyrics

[Verse 1] Paul eases into the driveway and kills the engine Sits for a spell, staring out the windshield Down the hood to the stalled garage door "Nothing ever works around here," ...Read Full Lyrics

That skinny, skinny frame That tired, tired act She's uninteresting, wearing all that black Still she could be such a little girl sometimes, whining and kicking Throwing hersel...Read Full Lyrics

Silence! Order! The queen is here Arms and legs like kindling One asleep down the road, another in here About as safe as a skeleton at the wheel, at the wheel Silence! Order!...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I wear my sickness like a, like a wedding band I've been touching myself all day with a hammer and nail I'm the flat-footed, mule-faced-fucker, the shit-bird-derelict-...Read Full Lyrics

Five hundred milligrams of love has be in disarray (the room whitens to the voice of panicked doctors) Get this man to the o.r. Stat: unconscious time lapse: (the shades rise, ca...Read Full Lyrics

That bastard had a head like a matchstick Face like he was sucking concrete through a straw Some faces not even a mother can love Spit splattered broken glass from above There'...Read Full Lyrics

She's going to cut you down. She's going to to turn you out She's going to make you wish you never seen her face before She's going to break you down. She's going to put you out ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey there, on that cross With your breath turned sickly and stale Your eyes sunk back in your skull That disaster through your hands Hey there, little girl With that charm h...Read Full Lyrics

I don't lie, I don't lie I don't lie, I don't lie I don't lie, I don't lie I don't lie, I don't lie I don't lie awake at night For a good time I don't live, I don't live I d...Read Full Lyrics

Captain John Boyd crawls out from under a mountain of death With the warmth of blood running down his throat It tells our hero he's no different than a beast When a man sees ano...Read Full Lyrics