I don't have a library card But do you mind if I check you out? I like your skeletal structure, baby You're an ectomorph, no doubt Your face is real symmetrical And your nostrils a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Uh huh, extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all a...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I was watching my TV one night when they broke in with a special report About some devastating earthquake in Peru There were thirty thousand crushed to death, even more were buried...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Peter Parker was pitiful
Couldn't have been any shyer
Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him
Even if his hair was on fire
But then one day he went to that science lab
That mutated sp...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
I'm not the brightest crayon in the box Everyone says I'm dumber than a bag of rocks I barely even know how to put on my own pants But I'm a genius in France (yeah), genius in Fran...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Weird Al Yankovic
Carry this picture for luck. Kept in a locket,
Tucked in your collar, close to your chest.
Make it a secret, shown to the closest friends.
And meet me at quarter to seven,
The sun...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Dashboard Confessional
You'll be leaving for the winterBut I look and see that it's trueIt's the right thing for youBut it's tough to be moved with the holiday spiritAnd to tell you the truth, I had big ...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Dashboard Confessional
Baby I'm afraid of a lot of things
But I ain't scared of lovin' you
Baby I know you're afraid of a lot of things
But don't be scared of love
'Cause people will say all kinds of t...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Yeah, New York
Yeah, Manhattan
Yeah, New York
Yeah, Big Apple
Come on, come on
Red hair pink eyes, aw
Goodbye
Red hair pink eyes, aw
Goodbye
Lavender pink dye, aw
Goodbye...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
A few miles away, A one hour drive.But it seems so far.I call sometimes,just to see you’re alivewhere you’ve been, where u are.I almost forgot the way you smellAnd the way your...Read Full Lyrics
Artist - Matt Beilis