Party Of Two (Your Table Is Ready) Lyrics

Stop, people pleaseWhile surfing in the ocean I somehow lost my hairpieceI watched my ace increaseAs some pesky octopus took the tuft of manhood from meDuck diving for my hairpiece...Read Full Lyrics

Wasted livesWasted lives, the blood runs redThe sun's gonna rise and we'll all be deadWasted lives, Ty's inbredWhen he has kids they'll have mongoloid headsWasted livesWasted lives...Read Full Lyrics

Now that alterna-rock's officially deadAnd all the white kids dress just like EminemRemember Michael on his Victory TourBack then he was black but now I'm not surePunk rock was coo...Read Full Lyrics

This is the season, I'll tell you somethingI gots a hard-on and it ain't for nothingThis is the season to commit punk rock treasonBullshit detector works better than it ever did be...Read Full Lyrics

I came home real late on Friday nightThought I was gonna dieMy head was pounding from the night beforeWe took some fryJust before I laid down to go to sleepI heard a noiseThat litt...Read Full Lyrics

The town that I grew up in, La Habra's what it's calledI knew a guy named Sluggo Weebol Head Guy Crook & RonThe west side was the one side full of pride, suba and cocaineHe will be...Read Full Lyrics

I wanna fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fightFor my constitutional right to party and bear armsSome wars are not worth the fightBut that was 30 years before the Beasties told me...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so boredGet on boardTo those who write on shithouse wallsAnd roll their poop in little ballsRock n Roll is here to stayDisco sucks and punk is gayPC rhyms with FCCBut also with...Read Full Lyrics

I'm proud to be AmericanThe ones who dropped the bombIf we invade your countryIt won't take us too longThe liberals think I'm crazyBecause I feel this wayBut I'm terrified of what ...Read Full Lyrics