Party Rock Anthem Parody Lyrics

[Verse] I got a cat, and when you squeeze him, he goes... (Aah!) Found an egg inside this vacuum and it smells like hair spray. (Mmm!) My lips are really chapped so then I drank a...Read Full Lyrics

Yo so I'm gonna rap really fast in this rap today because rapping really Fast makes you sound like a really good raper even though you suck so Embrace yourselves for a really fast ...Read Full Lyrics

Wake up in the morning feeling like Nick Jonas (Oh My Gosh!) I got my pixie sticks and hairbrush This happens every day I'm really lazy All I do Is sit and eat this cheese stick My...Read Full Lyrics

Every time, every time I tell myself I gotta put this book back on your shelf 'cause every time, every time you read from it I loose myself, loose myself a little bit … more ....Read Full Lyrics

It's seven A. M. Put my chap stick on. Gonna read a mag' about the number Seventeen. Bathroom time in my very own office. I do my hair then I do my teeth. Then I shave my legs. Jus...Read Full Lyrics

Why would I carry such a weight on my shoulders? Why do I always help you carry your boulders? You wonder why I carry such a weight on my shoulders And why would I tttts such a loa...Read Full Lyrics

This is a story about some boys from Texas Who know how to get down And you know we'll be the life of the party So let's get this started now The stories we would say when we were...Read Full Lyrics

Thinking to you all the time Nothing is the same After that day I thought it was a joke Or maybe a so far dream And every thing I ever felt for you Is bursting now It's strange, n...Read Full Lyrics

Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum. Lookin' mighty nice, here she comes, Wearin' a wig, hat and shades to match; Got high heel sneakers and an alligator hat. Wearin' her pearls and a dia...Read Full Lyrics

Na nana na na, nana na na nana na nana na Na na nana na Na nana na na, nana na na nana na nana na Na na nana na You gotta know how to Pony Like a Bonie Maronie Do the Jerk Let me ...Read Full Lyrics