Pasties and a G-String (At the Two O'Clock Club) Lyrics

Well let's see, we had the eh, we had the FairlaneThen the u-joints went out on that and the bushings and then your mother wanted to trade it in on the Tornado, so we got the Torna...Read Full Lyrics

Sing a song of sixpence, pocket full of ryeHush-a bye my baby, no need to be crying.You can burn the midnight oil with meas long as you willStare out at the moonupon the windowsill...Read Full Lyrics

Bartender, I'd like a Manhattan pleaseStop me if you've heard this oneBut I feel as though we've met beforePerhaps I am mistakenBut it's just that I remind you ofSomeone you used t...Read Full Lyrics

Well I come in on a night trainWith an arm full of box carsOn the wings of a magpieCross a hooligan nightAnd I busted up a chifforobeWay out by the CocomoCooked up a mess a mulliga...Read Full Lyrics

There ain't enough raised right menI said there ain't enough raised right menIt takes a raised right man to keep a happy henI said there ain't enough raised right menHeavens to mur...Read Full Lyrics

There's a crooked street in Houston townIt's a well born path I've traveled downNow there's ruin in my name, I wish I never got off the trainI wished I'd listened to the words you ...Read Full Lyrics

Smelling like a brewery, looking like a tramp,I ain't got a quarter, got a postage stampBeen five o'clock shadow boxing all around the town,Talking with the old man, sleeping on th...Read Full Lyrics

Depot, depot, what am I doing here?Depot, depot, what am I doing here?I ain't coming, I ain't goingMy confusion is showingOutside the midnight wind is blowing Sixth AvenueI'm gonna...Read Full Lyrics

Oh mother I want a dogI want a little dogI saw a little dogHis name is happyWell this is meDon't get close to me nowI could be a shopkeeperWe'll call 'emShe 'bout six foot fourNow ...Read Full Lyrics

When I was a boy, the moon was a pearl the sun a yellow gold.But when I was a man, the wind blew cold the hills were upside down.But now that I have gone from here there's no place...Read Full Lyrics