Patricia The Stripper Lyrics

Am I in a scene from 'Midsummer Nights Dream'? I thought raves like these died in the 90's? The forest is breathing along with us tonight Upper Class thugs take middle-class dru...Read Full Lyrics

It's 8 o' clock and I'm feeling fine I'm out on a date tonight In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside Everything's going alright I guess She took down my number and home ...Read Full Lyrics

This is my first wedding and I hope it is my last Things would be fantastic if me and the bride didn't have a past So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie I'm tacti...Read Full Lyrics

Oooh ooh ooh, ba ba oooh ooh ooh Don't you think kind of cruel? My two door rocking rover bean-can is the only thing that reminds me of you I'm sorry I missed your show last night ...Read Full Lyrics

I met you for months last Sunday My oh my, what a happy clappy fun day! We started our first jobs in catering Had no idea the pain this cheap pay could bring Now that your tickle h...Read Full Lyrics

You have eyes like mine Are we strangers or am I you are I Put your face on mine Put your face on mine What you feel makes part of what they'll feel It's a chain reaction Put out...Read Full Lyrics

I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you 'Cause he's infatuated and he's the fulcrum between us too She works in a dental practice 9 'til 5 how does she m...Read Full Lyrics

We're going on holiday So why have you got an array of board games under your arm? What's the point in going somewhere else If you're only going to do exactly what you would be ...Read Full Lyrics

Our television saw the red mist yesterday By playing re-runs of all the soap opera's we hate And then it played Songs of Praise, its just another sorry Sunday We should wake up ear...Read Full Lyrics

being bilingualain't all itscracked up to bewhen you speakfluent bullshit ineither language.and the deafknow what imean whenclosed captionedlies scream atthem from theirtee vees. a...Read Full Lyrics