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Hi! My name is (what?)My name is (who?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (huh?)My name is (what?)My name isSlim ShadyHi! My name is (what?)Excuse me, (my name is) (who? My name is...Read Full Lyrics

YoMic check (my dick!)Testing, one, two, f*ck(My dick)My nutsMy attitude is worse than NWA's wasI'll battle you over stupid shitAnd dis people who ain't have shit to do with itLike...Read Full Lyrics

The wild, GothamThe Wild WestHa ha, rideAll you see is the sun, reflecting off of the gunReady for the showdown, that go down at oneSweat on my brow, let's settle it nowI'mma show ...Read Full Lyrics

This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by Slim ShadyThe views and events expressed here are totally fuckedAnd are not necessarily the views of anyoneHowever t...Read Full Lyrics

Justin? It's ZoeUm, Kelly did not have me call, howeverI just listened to Eminem in her carIt is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard in my entire lifeAnd I seriously wanna ...Read Full Lyrics

OkayI am going to attempt to drown myselfYou can try this at homeYou can be just like meMic check 1, 2We recording?I'm cancerousSo when I dis you, you wouldn't want to answer thisI...Read Full Lyrics

(For all the ladies out there)I never meant to give you mushrooms, girlI never meant to bring you to my worldAnd now you're lying in the corner, crying...Read Full Lyrics

A lot of people ask me, am I afraid of death?Hell yeah, I'm afraid of deathI don't want to die yetA lot of people think that I worship the devilThat I do all types of retarded shit...Read Full Lyrics

Whoa!A get your hands in the air, and get to clappin 'emAnd like, back and forth because ahThis is, what you thought it wasn'tIt beez, the brothers representin' the Dirty DozenI be...Read Full Lyrics

"Scalpel""Here""Sponge""Here""Wait he's convulsing!" "Ah""He's convulsing!""Oh my" "We're gonna have to shock him!""Oh my God!" "We're gonna have to shock him!""Oh my God!"These ar...Read Full Lyrics