Paul (Skit) Lyrics

So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit'Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick, ha ha!Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two penniesI'm Clint Eas...Read Full Lyrics

May I have your attention, please?May I have your attention, please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a p...Read Full Lyrics

A lot of people ask me, stupid fuckin' questionsA lot of people think that, what I say on recordOr what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real lifeOr that I believe i...Read Full Lyrics

That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm backThat's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm back)I'm back (I'm back) (Slim Shady!) I'm backThat's...Read Full Lyrics

This is another public service announcementBrought to you in part by Slim Shady(Tell 'em I don't give a f*ck)Slim Shady does not give a f*ck what you think(Tell 'em to suck it)If y...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah, what up, Detroit?Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh, no, he didn'tThey didn't do it again (What-what, you what?)You shitted on these niggas two times, Dr. Dre?Oh, fo' sho'Uh-uh, naw, you smell...Read Full Lyrics

And everyone should get alongOkay children quiet down, quiet downChildren I'd like to introduceOur new substitute teacher for the dayHis name is Mr. ShadyChildren quiet down please...Read Full Lyrics

My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why IGot out of bed at allThe morning rain clouds up my windowAnd I can't see at allAnd even if I could it'll all be grayPut your picture on my wal...Read Full Lyrics

This muthafucka manIt's ridiculous! I can't believe it! ! Hold on, emWhat up? Have a seat? Dre, I'll call you backWhat now? I don't even know where to startOkayI got the album from...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah what-up Detroit?Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't!Ah! They didn't do it again,What-what, what-what?Did you shit on these niggas two times Dr. Dre?Oh fo' sure!Uh-uh, naw, ya smell ...Read Full Lyrics