Paw Paw Tree Lyrics

... I kicked my dog I was mean to him before I guess that's why he walked out my door. I really wish I could see him some more. I looked under the mats and I asked all the cats I ...Read Full Lyrics

Came a card marked Mason City From my forwarder. Shut the door, don't let my dad see; Read aloud dear sir: Understanding you account an upright gent- lemen Aetna Life agreed and l...Read Full Lyrics

I wanted to be a typewriter mender when I grew up, But things didn't work out so. Sleep Late in the morning, climb up Mt. Olympia and replace a Return: But I didn't get enough good...Read Full Lyrics

I was 18 years old just a research volunteer; I walked home from the TCBY each night with no fear. One particular starry 11 o'clock I went down by the water; An old man with a bur...Read Full Lyrics

Going down Morgan with Janko, Jerko, and Jerry, We downed our Pils, and over at the South Shore, they sipped their sherry. I opened my Kaiserized speller to learn what they know: N...Read Full Lyrics

I hate the steam train that whistles woozy my bird brain, That sends my spaniel insane. And I'll stop riding side saddle if they don't stop the clickity clattle, I'll jump in the u...Read Full Lyrics

Catamaran Man you're my cousin you're my blood you're ten feet tall And tan from the sun after sailing all day you sleep in your car Throw the cushions on the floor and listen to t...Read Full Lyrics

Pick up your trumpet, your plastic pretend trumpet: blow me your horn today Pick up your tambourine, your Fisher Price My First Tamborine: jingle and jangle today. Plug in your key...Read Full Lyrics