Peach Scone (Live) Lyrics

[Intro] Caller: "Okay so the first one, I do have to ask. Would you be able to pay the balance in full today? $691?" Frank: "No I can't" Caller: "Okay, no problem. So what we ca...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] Oh, listen up Young man, there's a—there's a young man, he writes stories He's a writer, a little writer boy He falls in love with a girl, girl already has a boyfrien...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] (It feels so good) Ugh... Oh, that's my shit right there That's the ticket Gimme the ticket Give it to me baby You know it! [Verse 1] I’m too emotional Good l...Read Full Lyrics

We're not that bad Mad That we're not the Cavs or Mavs shit, even the Jazz I just really love the Drafts But then we draft shooters who could really really shoot But couldn'...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] (Whoo!) I just bought a Subaru Crosstrek I woulda bought a Lambo but I'm not quite there yet Sometimes I get drunk and I forget what day it is I wish that I was skin...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus] Have you heard the story of the guy Who decided not to die He figured living was just easier Than falling really high And if someone heard about it later, thought Ma...Read Full Lyrics

[Intro] She said She said, "You're like Jason Biggs, in all the Jason Biggs movies" She said "Hey!" She said, "You're like the weird... guy... in all the movies, who turns int...Read Full Lyrics

[Chorus: Hobo Johnson & Elohim] Baby make me feel like the way that you do You look so pretty, awfully pretty Sitting in your throne size two But I'm an ugly kid (he's an ugly ...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] It’s a- it’s a- it’s a- It’s a typical story Where the bassist kills the singer And the guitarist and the drummer Find they’re in love with each other I...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] It’s a- it’s a- it’s a- It’s a typical story Where the bassist kills the singer And the guitarist and the drummer Find they’re in love with each other I...Read Full Lyrics