Phantom Patriot Lyrics

Damn that's some shitty wine It tastes like buttery beaver brine But if you fill my glass another time I'm sure it'll begin to taste just fine I'm sure it'll taste just fine Damn ...Read Full Lyrics

A purple onion... Purple Onion... Purple onion everybody laugh now Purple onion everybody cry Purple onion lookin' down at B.O.B. When he crashed his motorcycle and he died Old B...Read Full Lyrics

She got dirt up under her fingernails She got lint down between her toes She got paint above her eyeballs and Powder on and up in her nose She got tits made out of recycled bottles...Read Full Lyrics

Rancor, rancor Wake her up and thank her Where's Billy Bob? Gene, weigh the anchor Rancor, rancor You really oughtn't spank her Oh olalaberry Rancor, rancor Flarin' up my canker Is...Read Full Lyrics

If you didn't care what happened to me And I Didn't care for you We would zig zag our way Through the boredom and pain occasionally glancing Up through the rain Wondering which of ...Read Full Lyrics

The jones comes in late at night It huts with a terrible bite They don't come knockin' on my door Or slink across the greasy floor Chorus: I'm up on the roof again Watchin' the sp...Read Full Lyrics

What are you wanting from me? Look over my shoulder as much as you please We're primed and we're ready to go toe to toe with disease And what are you hoping to see? Would it ...Read Full Lyrics

Vernon was a company man He kept his hair trimmed short And his sideburns shaved He was a Brill cream man He liked Swiss and ham He drank beer out of can On Saturdays He was a comp...Read Full Lyrics

I can see my fantasy I'm so consumed in bed What I see takes over me I'm blind beyond my peril It takes a hold of me so tight a grip that does not give And when she's done she thro...Read Full Lyrics

Who's gonna do what Simon say? I'm gonna do what Simon says I'm gonna do what Simon says I'm gonna do what Simon says Of course we should what Simon says I'm gonna do what Simon ...Read Full Lyrics