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I pick up the phone, or let it ringMaybe I'll answer if it's timeI'll call you a thousand timesOr maybe just one more if you don't answer me tonightYou call me such a freak, and I'...Read Full Lyrics

YUUHHHey its your calvary kids!And we got a new song for yall, its called soulja boy!By the way, I got me some new BATHIN' APES!Soulja boy off in this hoeWatch me crank itwatch me ...Read Full Lyrics

I keep on trying to start not to stopOften onOften offI keep on trying to start not to stopOften onOften offI keep on trying to start not to stopOften onOften offI keep on trying t...Read Full Lyrics

Did you hurt your hand again last night when you fell in the snow?Shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle your feet without looking down.You know how to place your feet carefully on the gr...Read Full Lyrics

He'd been retired for a week or soWhen his interest in art was renewedHe found he had extra time on his handsAnd he kind of missed working with foodSo he made a tiny Mount Rushmore...Read Full Lyrics

I'd gone to the hospitalFor simple surgery,When the slippery-fingered doctorDropped his watch inside of me.He tried to get it out.He tried and tried and tried.He couldn't get it!So...Read Full Lyrics

There were close to sixty candlesBurning on her birthday cakeShe meant to blow them outBut blew them over by mistakeThey flew across the tableScattered everywhereOne landed in my c...Read Full Lyrics

do you see what i seeno one has fallen quite as hard as we areand when your deadthis break wristwhen your swelling up your chestto take it all like the restwhat you find is simply ...Read Full Lyrics

if the phone rings and it's for me, tell 'em i'm in bed. the day, the dawn and two pillows went straight to my head. i'm half alive in my room at night. i'm half dead when the morn...Read Full Lyrics

This is the story of minnie the moocherShe was red hot hoochie-koocherShe was the roughest, toughest frailBut minnie had a heart as biiiig as wha-a-le(This is the story of minnie t...Read Full Lyrics