Pictures of Matchstick Men Lyrics

Pictures of movies stars fade and grow oldThe hot dogs and pretzels are always served coldTake nothing with you when you leave but your soulIn Lulu LandHow can you lose when you ch...Read Full Lyrics

And there are crooks and criminalsThere are doctors and there are lawyersAnd there are folks like you and meSo let's get high while the radio's onJust relax and sing a songDrive yo...Read Full Lyrics

Yeah might makes right Yeah might makes right They say that god is on our side and made us mighty Yeah might makes right Yeah might makes right They say that god is on our side I d...Read Full Lyrics

Okay one, two, three, two, twoBaby don't you drive around with Dr. BerniceShe's not a lady doctor at allShe's got hands like a man with hair on the backShe'll crush you in her embr...Read Full Lyrics

I've got a 'lectric guitar and half a bottle of warm beerI've got some funny ideas about what sounds goodWhat sounds goodBetter shut us downBetter shut us downI've got a dollar (fi...Read Full Lyrics

My name is death and i excelI can open the gates to heaven or hellCast aside the flesh of theCast aside and set you freeOh-oh death, oh-oh-oh death,Can't you spare me over till ano...Read Full Lyrics

I drive alone, home from workAnd I always think of herLate at night I call herBut I never say a wordI can see her squeeze the phone between her chin and shoulderI can almost smell ...Read Full Lyrics

I could tell a story, but I cannot wake my husband up from sleep"I could have married others" says the actress in a pornographic filmOh mother o mother of mineI'm not saying this l...Read Full Lyrics

He's got the Eye of Fatima on the wall of his roomTwo bottles of tequila, three cats and a broomHe's got an 18-year-old angel and she's all dressed in blackHe's got 15 nickles [bin...Read Full Lyrics

I was so wastedI was a surferI had a skateboardI was so heavy and I lived on the strandI was a dumb shitAnd I was a f*ck-upI was so napped out I was out of my headI was so wastedI ...Read Full Lyrics