Pie In The Sky Lyrics

I went down to the fishing hole And I set down with my fishing pole Something grabbed my hook and it got my bait And jerked me out in the middle of the lake It was some jump, b...Read Full Lyrics

Oh bury me not on the lone prairie These words came low and mournfully From the pouted lips of a youth who lay On his dying bed at the close of day Oh bury me not on the lone prai...Read Full Lyrics

Well old Mr. Johnson Had troubles all his own He had an old yellow cat That wouldn't leave home Tried everything he knew to do To get the cat to stay away Even took him up...Read Full Lyrics

Come all you jolly jokers If you want to have some fun, And listen while I relate the tale Of the Great American Bum. From the east and west and north and south Like a swarm o...Read Full Lyrics

As I set down one evening in a timber town cafe A six foot-seven waitress, to me these words did say "I see you are a logger and not a common bum For no one but a logger stirs h...Read Full Lyrics

The other night when I came home, So drunk I could not see I got tangled up in the old doormat Fell flat as I could be And I had me a little old bottle of rum And I did have...Read Full Lyrics

Dobe Bill, he went a-riding Through the canyon, in the glow Of a quiet Sunday morning From the town of Angelo Ridin' easy on that pinto That he dearly loved to straddle, W...Read Full Lyrics

I was standin' 'round town just a-spendin' my time, Nothin' else to spend, not even a dime When a feller steps up and he says, "I suppose You're a bronc' bustin' man by the l...Read Full Lyrics

We were camped on the bend At the head of the Cimmarron, When along come a stranger, And he stopped to argue some, Well, he looked so very foolish We began to look around, We...Read Full Lyrics

(Italian accent makes him sound like he's swearing when he's not) In the morning I go down to eat breakfast, I said to the waitress I want to pieces of toast, She brings me only o...Read Full Lyrics