Pig Foot and Beer Lyrics

Please allow me to introduce myself, my name is Jack HornerHere in this, the pickle barrel of life, I'm painted into a cornerThey say that a man's home is his castle, so this hollo...Read Full Lyrics

I've never felt this close to a woman beforeI've never felt so closeI want to give you the gift of my loveI gotta know somethingIf you're going to be my lady tonightThere's free lo...Read Full Lyrics

I'm the fellow who goes into a restaurantSits down, and patiently waitsWhile the waitresses finish their visitingBefore taking my orderI'm the fellow who goes into a department sto...Read Full Lyrics

I live where I workThat's on the streetI sell whatever I got to the people that I meetI ain't got shit to show for itBut at least I eatIt takes me out of scrapes with the cop on th...Read Full Lyrics

It was a turkey shootIt was like shooting fish in a barrelIt was a turkey shootAnd it's how we won the warWith our caterpillar tractorsWe plowed them under the desert sandCan't pay...Read Full Lyrics

I have driven downThe road of the drowningI have driven downThe road of the burningBut I have found my hold onThe road of no returningI spend my lifetimeSuffering the company of fo...Read Full Lyrics

I saw a rainbow when I woke up todayIt chased all my troubles awayIt was not high up in the skyI saw that rainbow in your eyesI just take such joy in your smileFor it makes my life...Read Full Lyrics

Right downtown next to the Kroger storeIs where my hardware store once stoodThey're both gone nowAlong with the rest of downtownAll the windows are boarded over with woodWe survive...Read Full Lyrics

A friend, Earl Scheib, Friend of man, Friend of manyEarl Scheib has diedA friend, Earl Scheib, Friend of man, Helped so manyDid so much, For so little in returnEarl Scheib, A frien...Read Full Lyrics

I'm so hungry, I've gotta get something to eatAin't got much money but I want to get something to eatI wanna get a sandwich, but if it's cheaperI'll settle for just a piece of meat...Read Full Lyrics