Pimps And Hookers Lyrics

We wrote this song, it's not too short, not too long It's got back-up vocals in just the right places (in just the right places) It's got a few oohs and ahhs (oooh aaah) And it tak...Read Full Lyrics

What the fuck are you doing Don't you know right from wrong I didn't care you fucked my sister But please stop stickin' it In my mom Humiliations overcome me Me other friends...Read Full Lyrics

Martian men are coming to earth. They're abducting all of the jerks, Martian men are coming to earth. Martian men don't take me. Pods are landing from outer space. Pods are duplic...Read Full Lyrics

See a guy named after a band Waiting in the hallway for your dad "You're so dumb and you're so bad" He's just a posuer I don't like that chorus and well Someone's let them know tha...Read Full Lyrics

Can't you see how easy it becomes Procrastinate, we're professionals Get things done, you can't, to busy Having fun we're professionals Professional crastination it's a way Of lif...Read Full Lyrics

Look at me now full on the run I can't Stop myself from crashing breaking Grass bummin' a yard fixing stuff That was never broken Pulling out all the stops I'm Gonna puke on the c...Read Full Lyrics

One time weekly rate 12 by 12 foot room Strapped down to the bed Now pump up the valium My mind is wide asleep My conscience deep awake The promises I keep Are not the ones I make...Read Full Lyrics

Am I supposed to do Things right? No I don't have the time This is how I live my life I haven't got much pride And it's ok if I live like A slob cause this is my Life, and I will w...Read Full Lyrics

Crazier than gg, More pc than Ian. Got colored teeth like Johnny, Exudes a vicious disposition. His hair sticks out like Colin's did, he jumps, Similar to Springa, he points his mi...Read Full Lyrics

It's funny how nothing seems much fun Anymore to me now that I quit the drink 'Cause soberness, it might be what I need But, it's certainly not how I wanna be Cause nothing seems ...Read Full Lyrics