Pine Tar Wars Lyrics

(C. W. Mccall, Bill Fries, Chip Davis) Yee-Haw! Merciful sakes alive! You wanna be one a' them cbers, you gonna learn how to ratchetjaw! Pay attention now; I'm only gonna explain ...Read Full Lyrics

(Bill Fries, Chip Davis) From the album Wolf Creek Pass When the skies are gray, and the wind is cold, I remember. How the snow was silver, and the leaves were gold when I left h...Read Full Lyrics

(C. W. Mccall, Bill Fries, Chip Davis) One cold, black night of a Colorado winter It snowed on Red Mountain Pass We warned ev'rybody that the Slide was runnin' An' 5-5-Oh was a me...Read Full Lyrics

(Johnny Wilson, Gene Dobbins, Wayne Sharpe) [Spoken] Well, I had two weeks vacation comin', so I thought I'd drive down to Florida: spend some time with an old friend, date a few...Read Full Lyrics

[On the cb.] Breaker, one-nine, this here's the Duck again. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain't no way out 'cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. No...Read Full Lyrics

(C.W. McCall, Bill Fries, Chip Davis) When the snow falls on Christmas Eve, And everything's white I sit by the window, And remember another night When Mama played the organ, And ...Read Full Lyrics

(C. W. Mccall, B. Fries, C. Davis) From the album Wilderness [C. W. Clears his throat.] Roy. By C. W. Mccall. [The only musical instrument heard is the plucking of a Jew's harp.]...Read Full Lyrics

(C. W. Mccall, Bill Fries, Chip Davis) Well, now, pay attention people Just in case you hadn't heard There's some folks messin' 'round With Mother Nature's little world, baby And ...Read Full Lyrics

(Bill Fries, Chip Davis) Well, I found him on the corner of Seventh and Main In the Iowa township of Sloan (Township of Sloan...) He's tired, and he's hungry, he's old, and he's g...Read Full Lyrics

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