Pinko Hates Kids(or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Tommy Hilfiger) Lyrics

SITTING ON A BUS GOING BACK TO SCHOOLTHE OLD SCHOOL, WHERE THE COOL KIDS RULEGET OFF THE BUS-HEY! HEY! HEY!DUST OFF THE BOOKS-HEY! HEY! HEY!IT'S TIME TO LEARN THE RULES OF THE OLD ...Read Full Lyrics

IT STARTED FAR ACROSS THE SEAA LONELY MAN, WHO HAD A DREAMONE DAY TO THIS COUNTRY HE CAMEASBESTOS FELT, THAT WAS HIS NAMEHEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, ALRIGHT!GONNA WATCH AN ASBESTOS FELT FI...Read Full Lyrics

DOOMS...DAY...ROCK...GO!PEOPLE ARE DYING, BUT WERE STILL ROCKINGALL AROUND LIKE FLIES THERE DROPPINGDOOMSDAY ROCK, WHOA-OH-OHA BIG ROCK FROM OUTER SPACECOMING TO DESTROY THE HUMAN ...Read Full Lyrics

ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT...GET THIS...YOU'RE AT YOUR APARTMENT WITH THIS GIRL, RIGHT?AND SHE'S LIKE "HEY, WHERE'S YOUR CAT?"AND YOU'RE LIKE "YO, FORGET ABOUT THE CAT, BABY"AND SHE'S LIKE "...Read Full Lyrics

THEY CAME UP THROUGH THE BASEMENT, THERE WAS NO PLACE TO HIDETHEY CAME UP THE STAIRS AND STARTED EATING MY HIDEOH GOD! MY ZIPPERS STUCK! NOW I'M REALLY FUCKED!RATS!A BUCKET OF RATS...Read Full Lyrics

BRIDGTON NEVER SURVIVED TO SEETHE BEGINNING OF THE NEW CENTURYBRIDGTON WAS ALWAYS BEHIND THE TIMESAND THE SCIENTISTS IGNORED THE WARNING SIGNSY2K-SYSTEMS DON'T COMPLYNUCLEAR MISSLE...Read Full Lyrics

IT STARTED ABOUT 50 YEARS AGOSOMETHING THE PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOWALIENS VISITED THE WHITE HOUSETHE PRESIDENT GOT HIS PEN OUTAND A TREATY WAS MADETHE ALIENS HAD IT MADE IN THE SHADEGOT ...Read Full Lyrics

WALKING AROUND THE GROCERY STORETHE BANK IS WHAT I CAME HERE FORFOR ONLY A SECOND I TURNED AWAYOLD AND SLOW AND IN MY WAY!COME ON GRANDMA, I'VE GOT THINGS TO DOAND I'D LIKE TO DO T...Read Full Lyrics

YOU BUNCH OF DIRTY WANKERS, PACK UP AND LET'S GO!-GRAB A BOTTLE OF MOXIE, WE'RE HEADING TO A SHOWBETTER MAKE SURE YOU BRING ENOUGH, FINDING THIS PLACE WILL BE TOUGH-I THINK WE'RE G...Read Full Lyrics

ACTION BOYS WERE TAKING A WALK ON THE 4TH OF JULYWHEN THEY NOTICED A RED, WHITE AND BLUE RAINBOW ARCING THROUGH THE SKYSO THEY FOLLOWED THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH INTO THE ENCHANTED WOODW...Read Full Lyrics