Pity the Plight of Young Fellows Lyrics

How much do I love you?I'll tell you once moreHow deep is a birdbath?How high is the floor?How many times a day do I think of you?How many fire engines are painted blue?How far wou...Read Full Lyrics

We got herring, sweet and sour,We got pickles, old and young,We got corned beef and salami and a lot of tasty tongueWe got Philadelphia Cream Cheese in a little wooden box,What ain...Read Full Lyrics

Younger than Springstein are you,Gayer than Klingstein are you,Better than GoodsteinFiner than Finestein, too, are youGreener than Greenstein are you,Tanner than Brownstein are you...Read Full Lyrics

Desilu will call youAnytime, anywhereThey will say, you're a geniusMake a change, here and there....Read Full Lyrics

Could have given me something You my everything You left me kneeling I was one of those people You, my everything For what it's worth For what it's worth For what it's worth You ...Read Full Lyrics

SummertimeEverybody is shvitzingSchmaltz is meltingAnd the Catskills is high.Oh, your Daddy's sadHe'll come up for the veekend.So hush, little Bubbie,Please don't cry.Next Monday m...Read Full Lyrics

There's a Jaguar leaving soon for the ConcordCome with meWe gung be alright, ShirleyThey got hamentash with moon at the ConcordCome with meWe gung leave tonight, ShirleyYou'll wear...Read Full Lyrics

NELSON: Funny,I got one son a doctorOne son a CPASHERMAN: My son,Is a doctor, a dentist.BOTH: Small world, isn't it?NELSON: I live,On the Moshulu Parkway,Eight-Eight, Forty-ThreeSH...Read Full Lyrics

The movie stars all sit around the pool thereThe food at Nate 'n Al's is very goodAnd Sammy Davis Jr. goes to shul thereIn Ollawood!Where every girl can be a movie princessWhere pa...Read Full Lyrics

Frank CooperI just met a man named Frank CooperHe looked at me with eyesSo wonderful and wise to seeFrank CooperWhat god can I thank for Frank Cooper?And how could I have knownHe'd...Read Full Lyrics