Pizza In My Shorts Lyrics

Dashing through the snow In my Rusty Chevrolet Down the road I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some new snow tires My car is held together By a piece...Read Full Lyrics

1. Ruthie roll over you're killing me You aint as light as you used to be You're up there having all that fun I'm down here wishing you were done Hurry up ruthie now finish up quic...Read Full Lyrics

Second week of deer camp Da Yoopers (Dr. Demento's 25th anniversery tape) Note: This transcription is dedicated to my uncle and Confirmation sponsor, Mr. Anthony Mazanec, who Was t...Read Full Lyrics

1. The smelt are A running the fevers in the air The smelters are coming with their waders and beer There's toivo and eino in their pickup truck They got alma and martha in case th...Read Full Lyrics

1. All you big city women listen to me I got some super yooper love like you aint never seen I like em short, like em tall, like em huge like em small Skinny, homely, I love em all...Read Full Lyrics

1. I met her at the pine grove One hot night in may She was a blonde haired finnish girl From up in champion way She was short and broad of beam Just like a jackp1ne stump The boys...Read Full Lyrics

1. I met her up in misula she owned her own pulp truck She took me for A ride one night and told me we were stuck She put her arms around me and said I'll keep you warm I was so du...Read Full Lyrics

1. It all started 1963 Santa brought me monopoly Two G. I. Joes and some hot wheel cars Grandma and pa got me an electric guitar My cousin billy was A geeky zit face Santa surprise...Read Full Lyrics

1. Why do girls think I'm scary? Why do they treat me like A circus freak? Is it because of my big melon head Or because I talk like A geek Or is it because when I'm on the phone w...Read Full Lyrics

1. I was born in A blizzard in A willy's jeep The you. P. Blood in my veins runs deep But I moved down here back in ‘65 Cause the mine closed down and I had to survive Working in...Read Full Lyrics