Plastic Fancy Pants Lyrics

Well I'm sick and tired of being told adviceBut I'll never change and you're never rightI think it's dumb of you to tell me what to doYou're no better off you're a fuck up toIf you...Read Full Lyrics

Late at night when I fall asleep, she's always there waiting for meShe thinks I'm witty and she likes my band, she's the only girl I understandWith pretty eyes and perfect boobs, s...Read Full Lyrics

You know that lifeWould be so much betterJust you and meAnd a bottle of cocoa butterIf you didn't look so goodIn your blue sweaterI'd say let's run awayRun away to sunny weatherI w...Read Full Lyrics

Hey guys, let’s grab the keysCause I’m tired of this fucking townI’m tired of wasting timeAnd I’m tired of sitting aroundCall all the friends you knowMake sure you grab the...Read Full Lyrics

Life is so easy, so easy for meJust sitting around, staring at my TVPeople call me a loser, but I don't really care Cause nothing's better than this, just me and my dirty underwear...Read Full Lyrics

Every night at half past ten, he sends her another IMHey girl how was your day? Work kind of sucks but I'm okTypes real slow with his left hand cause he's got the right one down hi...Read Full Lyrics

Came to the party on my ownDidn't wanna leave aloneSo this one girl caught my eyeTill I saw the size of her thighsIt's too late she's coming my waySo I guess I'll pretend I'm gaySh...Read Full Lyrics

I want to be in a punk rock band Don't play any instruments, but I'll do anything I can To get up on that stage, have the girlies screaming at me I'm not talking about the Backstre...Read Full Lyrics

Boyfriend buys her lots of crapAnd I don't have to deal with thatBecause in the end she comes home with me...Read Full Lyrics

I was hers and you were his The night we met out on that bridge You knew then what I know now That love put down comes back some how The comet came, the comet went And hid its fac...Read Full Lyrics