Platinum Plus Lyrics

Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the mo...Read Full Lyrics

John Columbo was my friendHe was a cab driverHe drove around townHe took people places all across the city Who killed John Columbo?Who killed John Columbo?Who killed John Columbo?W...Read Full Lyrics

Reach in your pocket for a handgunLower it at my bootyholePull the trigger on meHit me with a gunshotShoot me in the assShoot me in the assShoot me in the assShoot me in the assPum...Read Full Lyrics

'Cause I'ma spit that shit Show these niggas how dark this shit get 'Cause I'ma spit that shit Show these niggas how dark this shit get 'Cause I'ma spit that shit Show these nigga...Read Full Lyrics

This old school punk band played at the Metro About 950 people were at the show The jam session was awesome It whupped the wildcat's ass Agent Orange Agent Orange Agent Orange Age...Read Full Lyrics

This grunge rock band played at the Palladium in Hollywood, California About two hundred people were at the show The jam session was awesome It whupped a horse's ass Alice in Chai...Read Full Lyrics

Birdman caught me on his property He saw me trespassing his real estate He reached into his pocket for a pistol He came after me and pistol-whipped my behind Birdman kicked my ass...Read Full Lyrics

You are living in a doggy dog worldYou are wearing MilkBone underwearYou like eating MilkBone dog biscuitsYou are my ?? spanielBen WigmanBen WigmanBen WigmanBen WigmanYou are a goo...Read Full Lyrics

You are so nice to meYou are on my sideYou are the man with the midas touchYou are on my side with the midas touchBill ClintonBill ClintonBill ClintonBill ClintonYou are the man wh...Read Full Lyrics

You are a gangster rapperYou are a gangster rap artistYou can really knock it outYou can really whip a camel's assBushwick BillBushwick BillBushwick BillBushwick BillKeep on playin...Read Full Lyrics