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Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave And they're giving me the creeps by morning Most girls, make noises in their sleep, and I hate to Watch them eat And their boring. You di...Read Full Lyrics

You know Vicky that I love you You are programmed what to do Is it wrong to feel this way I could tell you what to say But late in the evening When it's starting to get dark Her l...Read Full Lyrics

Soup of the day. Flavor of the month. Stain in your pants from your bleeding cunt. Sell out! Buy in! Never gonna change! Cash out now buy a home on the range. 18 years, I'm still ...Read Full Lyrics

Guy: Do you love me baby? Girl: Yes Guy: Well how much do you love me? Girl: a whole bunch Guy: Well how much is a whole bunch? Girl: Well I don't know Guy: This much? [Slap] Girl:...Read Full Lyrics

Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian. And pizza right after the game. Just tell me where and when, Volvos and collagen. Hope you might feel the same. My Soccer mom, it's on. ...Read Full Lyrics

Well, you came into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood-who was there to wipe you off and give you your first hug? And it took a couple years to figure out how to not ...Read Full Lyrics

Hey! Woah! Hey! Woah! Hey! Woah! Hey! Woah! Well, you see you can't take the world and grab it by the tail. Put it in your pocket and then you wanna watch it fail. God damn the odd...Read Full Lyrics

Summer lovin' had me a blast Summer lovin' happened so fast Met some girl, crazy for me Met a guy, cute as can be Summer days drifted away to, Oh, the summer nights Tell me more, ...Read Full Lyrics

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Even though the sound of it Is something quite attrocious If you say it loud enough You'll aways sound precocious Supercalifragilisticexpialido...Read Full Lyrics

Happy robots say "life is fine", they're the ones I loathe They're stupid or they're lying - or a little bit of both Ignore disasters and say that life is great It never stops a sm...Read Full Lyrics