Please Pardon Our Progress!!! Lyrics

I've got to be more playfulI've got to be more assertiveI've got to stop quoting from Simpsons all the timeI've got to be much less boring and less passive-aggressiveI've got to ta...Read Full Lyrics

You complain I never tell you how I feelBut my mind is a broken vending machineI can see the thought i want to articulateBehind the plastic's smudgy sheenSometimes I come out with ...Read Full Lyrics

So it's all goneSix years vanished in a puff of smokeSo thick with tainted memories you couldn't help but chokeAll those promises you madeMelted and vaporizedAnd stained my glasses...Read Full Lyrics

I fell for you like an old man falling for a credit card scamYou showed me something beautiful at the crooked carnivalAnd while you played the Great CriswellI lost you underneath t...Read Full Lyrics

I don't want to knowWhat you do for himThat you never didFor me...Read Full Lyrics

I never thought I'd rebuff a hug from youAnd if I do, I'll just seem rude and pettySo we'll mechanically embrace one more timeAnd it feels like a handful of cold spaghettiThis is n...Read Full Lyrics

Your name is stitched into my backA rejection jersey I can't get out ofUnwanted metronomic foolStuck in a groove and damned never to toppleIn the endThe love you takeIs inversely p...Read Full Lyrics

Although I guess that I will never knowAll the things your heart can doI'll offer up my withered olive branchAnd hope that it looks like a Christmas tree to youI know that I have n...Read Full Lyrics