Please Spare The Jokes Lyrics

Why would you go all the way to Japan to play a Show he said I heard they eat raw fish just the Thought of it makes him sick but all the clubs have Microphones and people come out ...Read Full Lyrics

Start marching! You're wearing safety boots late at night, Your momma said you'd better watch out for a fight. And then I thought I'd better carry a gun In case I'm gonna hav...Read Full Lyrics

When she skates in sloppy figure eights my Heart just dies she closes her eyes, the wind it Blows and she just smiles did you feel my heart pump When you jumped the speedbump, I he...Read Full Lyrics

You're not alone not alone as you feel She gets so depressed around Christmas late December Is the time to remember all the people who've left her She's more in tune with Halloween...Read Full Lyrics

Well I was walkin' down the street yeah, when I met a little girl yeah, I said I think I like you, she said I think I like you better. She bid me meet her parents, I was quite appr...Read Full Lyrics

Sure I like your smile And I'd like to talk awhile But what I really like Is feeling on your stuff You don't even know how much I care for you Care to see you naked Naked as can b...Read Full Lyrics

[Verse 1] I want to tell her that Yes, I believe and I'll be What she wants me to be Too bad it was presented In a style I resented I can't be what she wants me to be [Verse 2] ...Read Full Lyrics

These rocks have energy, The kind I think she really needs. [Chorus] These rocks have energy, The kind I think she really needs. And these leaves have energy, The kind I th...Read Full Lyrics

Last year we went sledding til we couldn't sled no more It was so cold we went inside and threw Our wet clothes on the floor, it seems like forever since We warmed up together this...Read Full Lyrics

Turn it on turn it on and tune me out It's so romantic You and me and your tv We made dinner with candles Bagles with lax And we watched cops I think i forgot What your eyes look l...Read Full Lyrics