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So I say,Bleeding through the eyes and slurring words (carbon monoxide)I'm just as clever as the next guy"Pay attention son, you've got a lot to learn"I'm older than i sound, I've ...Read Full Lyrics

I want to give you a good idea about my prick. My prick is 55 centimeters, without the knob. The knob is 25 centimeters. Altogether, is 75 centimeters. Is a very nice prick. Someti...Read Full Lyrics

A couple nuts stuck on your legGot a little dribble on your chinNobody knows you all sweaty inside 'cept the tooth fairy"And he's been dead over 3 thousand years"It looked at your ...Read Full Lyrics

Heroes. Harlots. Habits.Decieve another heart in this waking hour.I will die again before breath. (I will...)Before scars heal you must bleed. (x8)Cast my doubt in every sunrise.Ma...Read Full Lyrics

Check out what I have to deal with nowThis isn't about me, I knowYou're looking like you areSo proud to be so proudAll i hear is "I am crazy" when I know you're saying wordsBut don...Read Full Lyrics

11 Outlined EpitaphsBy Bob DylanI end up thenin the early evenin'blindly punchin' at the blindbreathin' heavystutterin'an' blowin' upwhere t' go?what is it that's exactly wrong?who...Read Full Lyrics

I've got no broken bones to show for all the risks that I take.The soft tissue breaks and heals in ways you'll miss,And I'm not hiding anything.I do what I can with what I have to ...Read Full Lyrics

You call this a party? You’re lacking piñatas and compelling conversation.Did I think that this would work while you carry drinks in pockets like a gunslinger?But my standards a...Read Full Lyrics

Of all the boys that love you,I would be who's likely to suspect,the statue you erectBut combined with cosmic timing,consequences sent me on this quest,for treasures in your chest,...Read Full Lyrics

Passenger seat people, they don't driveThey stare a lot, they're in it for the rideThey stare at me, they don't knowThey don't drive, how can they knowPassengers without aimBlind h...Read Full Lyrics