Porridge Lyrics

Mary Mary, bright and airyYou're fairly extraordinaryYour cool blue eyes and flaming tressesAlways soothe my stressesBut I confess on this auspicious dayI'm lost for what to sayThe...Read Full Lyrics

GooseberryWhen they rang to invite you outWhy didn't you hesitate'Cos you know they're a couple nowAnd it'd be like a dateAnd while you still like their companyTheir baby talk make...Read Full Lyrics

These three chords plait together into songTo make Cupid's bow twang alongIf brainclouds have made you take a divePlay 145And cherubs tend to thriveWith love for the missing linkTh...Read Full Lyrics

I heard a pretty magpie that sings in the tree"Tell me dear bird what you're singing to meA message of love? Of joyous good cheer?Of sweet happiness for all mankind to hear?(for al...Read Full Lyrics

Litter on the wingFly above meFlutter in the windAnd swoop over parked carsPerches high up in a treeAnd flapping plastic feathersSeem to say "You created meThen you treat me with d...Read Full Lyrics

Letter L, letter L, let me love you to the limitLetter L, letter L, life's a loss unless you're in itLetter L, letter L, leave me laughing 'til I'm blue'Cos the world is just a wor...Read Full Lyrics

LarryHave you heard about Larry?He's been feeling lowBut you'd never knowHe won't let it showOhHe's known as such a cheery chapHe's fallen in the trapOf putting on a happy faceWhen...Read Full Lyrics

I dabbled in Tom Chad Goong for a whileBut it lacks a laksa's lackadaisical styleConsommé can cope in a shrouded tureenBut a laksa's at homeIn a crowded street sceneJust hold on t...Read Full Lyrics

As you two view to tie the knot, let's cast our minds to hitchesWith binding lines in swinging reels, you may wind up in stitchesNow any able seaman, leading scout and social climb...Read Full Lyrics

Your body's an amazing thingThe fact it works at all's astoundingAnd yet we take for grantedThis most marvellous meat machineOn top of that, some bits get moreThan their fair share...Read Full Lyrics