Pockets Lyrics

(Heaton/Rotheray) 'i fought hard in the Second World War' You hear them shout No good bragging about the Afrika Korps It was Beadle's About They dressed you up and took you off to...Read Full Lyrics

(heaton/rotheray) And the women tug their hair Like they're trying to prove it wont fall out And all the men are gargoyles Dipped long in irish stout The whole place is pickled Th...Read Full Lyrics

I hope your new man's good for you in bed Better than this whisky-drinking slob A weekend in Vienna, a boat trip on the Med I hope you've found the right man for the job. Oh he's ...Read Full Lyrics

Imagine sailing solo around the world Only to find you've missed a continent out And as your happy turns choppy and tidal wave swirls You're wondering why there's no one about At ...Read Full Lyrics

Do not think of me alive do not think of me as dead Get that thought right out of your head Fifty times you told me so to satisfy I must grow but all you did was pull or blow If s...Read Full Lyrics

I should've kept my eyes shut But I had to go amd peep But when you saw what I saw Well, it's hard just to roll back to sleep I would've kept my eyes shut But I thought I heard you...Read Full Lyrics

The perfect love song it has now words it only has death threats And you can tell a classic ballad by how threatening it gets So if you walk into your house and she's cutting up yo...Read Full Lyrics

Song For Whoever I love you from the bottom, of my pencil case I love you in the songs, I write and sing Love you because, you put me in my rightful place And I love the PRS cheque...Read Full Lyrics

Speak to me Speak to me Speak to me Tell me all about the way you make me feel Speak to me Speak to me Tell me all the things I want to know And tell me all the places that you go ...Read Full Lyrics

If there's space out there enough for the moon Surely your little heart can make some room If there's room in the hemisphere for so many stars There's surely a satellite we can nam...Read Full Lyrics