Poetry And Prose Lyrics

I do not wear panties, I never worn panties but if called upon, panties I will wear Big white house panties or small delicate European briefs Whatever panties? Strap up? Cigarettes...Read Full Lyrics

Now listen up you know ya come home from working that nine to five and lay yourself down on burgundy couch, you know, it never really was burgundy. It was red, and you painted wit...Read Full Lyrics

C'mon kiddies gather round. Who's your foremost friend in town? From main to maple the name resounds, Professor Nutbutter. He's the one, the humble one, The Barkley County prodigal...Read Full Lyrics

You can have a lolly pop A candy bar a jelly bean. I'll buy you a rainbow To hang above your door. It's pudding time. Laughter is a sweet You can't put a price on. When laughter's ...Read Full Lyrics

We are gathered here Today in these majestic Halls of old to honor A man they call Sathington willoughby. There's a joke or two, A pun or three I feel that must be Told then I go o...Read Full Lyrics

Last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man Last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man The last salmon man Last salmon man ...Read Full Lyrics

Came up on a worried man, asked him if he had a light. He reached on down, dug in his shoe, figured in his sock he might. He asked if he could come and join, at what we was partaki...Read Full Lyrics

When the going gets tough And the stomachg acids flow The cold wind of conformity Is nipping at your nose When some trendy new atrocity Has brought you to your knees Come with us w...Read Full Lyrics

Your life is leaning downhill Sloping off the outer edge Your undetermined oyster beds Were found to be a hedge You cause the kids of Elmer Fudd To feed the farmer whose Cadaver's ...Read Full Lyrics

Around the world and home again That's the sailor's way (Faster, faster) There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing...Read Full Lyrics