Polka Party! Lyrics

Found a job in a great big office And I really love this place I got my, my very own Scotch tape dispenser And I got a private parking space, ha And I, I got a coffee mug with my ...Read Full Lyrics

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's just one of those days It's just one of those days I lost one of my socks ...Read Full Lyrics

There he goes, he drives me crazy When he says...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) That's his job, it's so amazing All he says is...(Hee-eere's Johnny!) I never miss a moment when he's on the t...Read Full Lyrics

I don't careIf you wreck my car or shave off all my hairYou can goAnd run your vacuum during my favorite showAnd I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even knowAnything yo...Read Full Lyrics

They only show you their gums when they smile Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile Only can eat things like pudding and applesauce They never have to buy toothpicks or de...Read Full Lyrics

Oh, I couldn't live a single day without youActually, on second thought, well, I suppose I couldAnyway, what I'm trying to say is, honey, you're the greatestWell, at any rate, I gu...Read Full Lyrics

It's Christmas at ground zero There's music in the air The sleigh bells are ringing and the carolers are singing While the air raid sirens blare It's Christmas at ground zero The b...Read Full Lyrics