Polka Your Eyes Out Lyrics

"Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty four hours a day? Seven days a week?" Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's tr...Read Full Lyrics

When I said I'd be faithfulWhen I promised I'd be trueWhen I swore that I could neverBe with anyone but youWhen I told you that I loved youWith those tender words I spokeI was only...Read Full Lyrics

I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say oh my Lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my ey...Read Full Lyrics

Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flightShe showed me to my seat and it was love at first sightNow lately I've been flying to all kinds of placesThat I never really wa...Read Full Lyrics

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right.Gat an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night.There's no feeling any greaterThan to shoot first and ask qu...Read Full Lyrics

The white stuff, The white stuff The first one was a sweet one Second one was a blast Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast You can see 'em in my teeth Tell it when I ...Read Full Lyrics

Let me tell you, sonny...let me set you straightYou kids today ain't never had it roughAlways had everything handed to you on a silver plateYou lazy brats think nothing's good enou...Read Full Lyrics

Taco...grande Taco...grande Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno Y el chile relleno You see, I j...Read Full Lyrics