Poo-Poo In The Prawn Lyrics

When me and Pam Are hand in hand We make a lovely pair But when we fight Her awful spite Is more than I can bear She gives me the business, I loose all self control The curseof fi...Read Full Lyrics

I'm Joey the Budgie, I'm a boy or a girl I'm probably the most typical caged bird in the world In Cranham or Hounslow I sit on my perch Old Mother Nature's left me right in the lur...Read Full Lyrics

My mother's heart and soul Have gone halfway up the pole My father's on the dole This is taking its toll My friend Bert is much too old And his dog's beyond control Though it somet...Read Full Lyrics

Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Give me the quick quick slow Get there before you go Climbing u...Read Full Lyrics

Excuse me, excuse me Get right out of the way Quiet! (Flop-flops) I'm sorry, beg pardon The fault's entirely yours Quiet! (Big Chops) Your Highness, your Worship You silly pompou...Read Full Lyrics

In my yellow jersey, I went out on the nick. South Street Romford, shopping arcade Got a Razzle magazine, I never paid Inside my jacket and away double quick. Good sense told me, o...Read Full Lyrics

Although you think I'm sleeping as you get set to leave I can see your shadow packing from underneath my sleeve I swore I'd never live without your constant company Tomorrow's empt...Read Full Lyrics

Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed Why don't you get back into bed... Reasons to be cheerful part 3 1 2 3 Summer, Bud...Read Full Lyrics

"dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true" said Reggie destroyed and upset "dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?" said Dinky, your kinky love-pet "dear Bonbon your chic...Read Full Lyrics

I've got the feeling but I ain't got the skill And I don't like your suggestion Will you still love me when I'm over the hill Is another stupid question Don't deny that I show dis...Read Full Lyrics