Poor Me Lyrics

I love women Have all my life I love my dear mother And I love my wife God bless her I even love My teenage daughter There's no accounting for it Apparently I don't care How I'm tr...Read Full Lyrics

Have we got a tough guy here? Have we got a tough guy from the street? And he looks just like that dancing wop In those movies that we've seen With his cute little chicken shit boo...Read Full Lyrics

She's a real emotional girl She wears her heart on her sleeve Every little thing you tell her She'll believe She really will She even cries in her sleep I've heard her Many times b...Read Full Lyrics

Left Los Angeles a short while ago Flew 'cross the country back to Buffalo Walked around through the sleet and the snow With a red bandana on my head Saw my momma on 12th and Grand...Read Full Lyrics

Last night I saw Lester Maddox on a tv show With some smart-ass New York Jew And the Jew laughed at Lester Maddox And the audience laughed at Lester Maddox too Well, he may be a fo...Read Full Lyrics

Relax, enjoy yourself It's only a glorious game There's fruit trees growin' in an open field And wild roses bloomin' down a country lane Look around, old chum Slow it down, old chu...Read Full Lyrics

Got a gun in my holster Got a horse between my knees And I'm goin' to Arizona Pardon me, boys, if you please I have been a desperado Raped and pillaged 'cross the plain Now, I'm g...Read Full Lyrics

They say that people are livin' in the street No food in their belly, no shoes on their feet Six black children livin' in a burned-up room One bare light bulb swinging Little black...Read Full Lyrics

I never drink in the afternoon I never drink alone But I sure do like a drink or two When I get home Let me tell you what I do I sit here in this chair I pour myself some whiskey ...Read Full Lyrics

In America you'll get food to eat Won't have to run through the jungle And scuff up your feet You'll just sing about Jesus and drink wine all day It's great to be an American Ain'...Read Full Lyrics