Poor Mohammed Lyrics

Our local picture house was showing a Batman movie You see this guy fly up in the sky, thought to myself, 'Why shouldn't I?' So I bought a pair of wings, went up upon a wall I was ...Read Full Lyrics

For you (whose eyes were opened wide whilst mine refused to see) I'm sore in need of saving grace. Be kind and humour me I'm lost amidst a sea of wheat Where people speak but seldo...Read Full Lyrics

Doctor where's your remedy? I've got enough to pay the fee Can't you see I'm awful sick? I'll pay you well to do the trick Doctor where's your magic box There's no one here to cou...Read Full Lyrics

(brooker / reid)* The landlord's knocking on my door, he says he wants the rent I'm sitting in the kitchen wondering where the money's spent A whole lot of people treating me unki...Read Full Lyrics

She wandered through the garden fence And said, 'i've brought at great expense A potion guaranteed to bring Relief from all your suffering. ' And though I said, 'You don't exist, '...Read Full Lyrics

(brooker / reid) You come to me at midnight and say, 'it's dark in here.' You know you robbed me of my sight, and light is what I fear I tell you that I can not see but you persis...Read Full Lyrics

My Prussian-blue electric clock's Alarm bell rings, it will not stop And I can see no end in sight And search in vain by candlelight For some long road that goes nowhere For some s...Read Full Lyrics

Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to burn her toys Take her treats Eat her sweets Scare off all the boys Simple sister Got whooping cough Have to put her out Wear her clothes ...Read Full Lyrics

You were the player And you played it cool I was the stranger And I played the fool You were the teacher And you were the best I was the seeker And I failed the test We were alway...Read Full Lyrics

(brooker / reid) Skip softly, my moonbeams, avoid being seen Pretend that perhaps you are part of a dream Which (seen by some other such person as me) Would only glow smiling and ...Read Full Lyrics